i've been assaulted

So I had to stop by West Point Market (Akron's poshest grocery store) for work today. I was in the store about fifteen minutes. When I came out I found a note under my wiper blade. Curious. Maybe someone I knew saw my car and left a message. Nope. It was a note from a complete stranger who evidently felt strongly about my sporting a "Hillary for President" bumper sticker. Dang, if I put a note on every car that had a "W" sticker I'd run out of paper. Here's the note below.